The Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar was an ancient war fought between the two most powerful empires of the world, the Ancient Finnish Empire and the Hwan Empire. It is well known for bringing the end of the Hyper Era and bringing the world into a "dark age". The war was fought from between 8245 - 6172 BC. It is commonly debated how great of a role the secondary powers played in the war, as it is suggested that the Wewuz, Kang and Shied technocracies allied with the Hwan to stop the Finnish. The war is usually said to have begun with the Hwan invasion of Finnish India and ended with a mutual exchange of experimental Hyperspace missile strikes that caused levels of man-made destuction unparalleled across the known multiverse to this day, complete breakdown of all Hyperspace travel and communication due to the emergent Hyperstorm and rapid decline and collapse of both empires, although the Hwan are considered to have been technically victorious.

The Emu confederacy is also considered a belligerent in the war, though they were not allied with the Finnish and merely invaded Japan. Most of what we know about the Emu faction comes from the writings of Arthur Semenitis. He writes of how the Emu confederacy colonized Mars, unfortunately their colony was destroyed by a sonic flare gun from the nether regions of the Black Palestinian Galactic Empire. Semenitis (native to Emu Mars) is said to have contracted mental illness later on his life from excess exposure to sonic rays.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar
The greatest scholars of /his/ are at work, creating this page.

Legacy
Linguists in the 1800s have picked up some similarities between the Uralic languages (which includes Finnish) and Altaic languages (which includes Korean). It is possible that this Ural-Altaic, or Turanian, similarity is an artifact of this ancient event, by contact or by common ancestry. Mainstream normie research supports the existence of both Uralic and Altaic families, but not a genetic relationship between the two.

Some Koreans believe in the existence of a Great Hwan empire (Hwan-guk), albeit with a shorter timeline. Hwandan Gogi is considered the main source on this period by them. The ancient Finnish Empire is linked to the 4chan concept of a "Finngolia" based on Pan-Turanism, which originated in Finland. A feature uniting both sides is a lack of written history until around 1000 AD, a sign of timeline modification (according to us) or coincidence (according to orthodox historians).